Let a hundred flowers bloom

An iPillow eBook for the modern age

March 26, 2009

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Odd anthropomorphisms #3

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Garlan had always felt like the odd one out on the street. Never got any attention, didn’t even have so much as a shack to his name. All he had was some guy who came round twice a week to throw cold water in his face.

 

March 23, 2009

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Things that should be pleasing, but are instead irritating #1

Losing weight. Not one of my skirts will sit properly around my waist now.

 

March 13, 2009

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Things I would like to have at my wedding #2

The Ballad of Tom Jones by Space 
for the first dance of the bride and groom.

It’s completely inappropriate for the occasion, but I love it.

 

March 7, 2009

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Things that are even more awesome on rollerskates #4

Gay icons

 

March 3, 2009

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Tasks I keep putting off #3

Washing the dishes.

Times are tough, financially speaking. I’m just saving money by growing my own penicillin.

 

March 1, 2009

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Flower #4

In the front garden of a house.

 

March 1, 2009

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Places where the car has invaded and lost #2

The Secret Underground Headquarters of the Resistance

 

March 1, 2009

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Things that are missing #2

A third dimension.