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June 22, 2009

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Crime scene photos #2

Location: Aisle 3, Woolworths.
Time: 11:15pm
Cause of death: Pushed off high ledge.
Witnesses report hearing the sound of a crash around 11:15pm coming from the vicinity of the tea and coffee locale. By the time officers attended the scene, it was apparent that  the crime scene had been tampered with, as the victim had been nicely swept into a little pile.
Investigations at this point are ongoing – the initial suspicion of suicide still stands, although it should be noted that there is much distrust of Nescafé Blend 43 in the general community.

 

April 28, 2009

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Crime scene photos #1

Location: Aisle 6, Woolworths.
Time: 5:36pm
Cause of death: Blunt trauma after being dropped from a height of approximately 10cms.
Victim was found lying on his side, with a significant amount of fluid pooling at his feet.
The scene and surrounds were clear, with no possible perpetrators in sight. Surveillance was established, but no one returned to the scene of the crime.
Case remains open, suspects include the nightfill staff and rogue trolley-pushers.