Events I won’t be attending #2
Attend a life-changing event for between $90 to $290? No thanks, I’d rather buy his books, so I’ve got something I can use as a doorstop.


Attend a life-changing event for between $90 to $290? No thanks, I’d rather buy his books, so I’ve got something I can use as a doorstop.

Ooh ooh ooh oooh oooh, please don’t hook me up with tickets
I’d rather not spend the night with you, yeah yeah.